Friday, December 31, 2010

The best way to welcome the new year!!

This is the last posting for 2010. (So I have every right to be a little emotional or cheesy) the best way to welcome the new year... is with love. You can be alone or with 1000 people when the clock strikes midnight tonight, and I encourage you to forgive your past and to open your heart to give and receive love that 2011 has to offer.

Happy new year everybody!!!!
All my love,

Monday, December 27, 2010

Intervention, the drinking game.

" Intervention" a television program on the A&E network follows the lives of people and the family of people who are addicted to drugs and alcohol. Because the show is sometimes difficult to watch I have created a drinking game to accompany it. The rules are simple, every time someone cries you do a shot. There are two exceptions, exception one... the mother, they always cry therefore it's a half shot. Exception two... the emotionally unavailable father, when he cries... double shot!! If you cry, you are f-ed up and the game is over.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas my enemy.

The holiday I love, the day I hate. Alone again.... by choice. I look for the love in a lie. The man in red will save the day?? Only in the laundry room the question you ask your dad is the question he asks you back. Your suspicions make you a man, when you asked the question you never wanted to ask.

Is Santa real?

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Bottom says what?

Today's story is coming to us from Dino Phillips (not only is he a famous porn star, but he also manages my promotions and kicks my ass when I get lazy) he told me this story about bottoming on a porn shoot, and I thought this image went perfect with the story.

He was a last-minute fill-in (pun intended) for the bottom who just canceled. The camera crew for some reason didn't know his name and kept saying things like... " bottom, lift your leg higher" ... or " bottom, cheat your butt to the camera more" anyway Dino kept getting more and more frustrated (I know reading this is not going to be as funny as Dino saying it) but he finally said "I have a name!!" So sometimes just for fun people call him bottom. ( I encourage it.)

Friday, December 17, 2010

That's just crazy!!!

I'm working on a new line of T-shirts ( this time they'll be more available) anyway they're going to be off the hook crazy.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

I love and hate this about me.

The image above is not my work, this is another artist's drawing of me. I could tell you his name, but his work looks so much like mine do I really need that competition on my blog?? Here's what I will do, if the artists (and you know who you are) reads my blog... he is more than welcome to give himself credit in my comments section.
The story behind the drawing... I regularly attended this sketching "salon". It's a great experience to sit around with other gay artist and sketch ( smoke n'hot naked models in erotic poses) this particular day I was producing crap. Nothing. Everything I drew sucked! When the model when on break the other artists were talking about how they wanted to keep drawing. I stood up and said " I'll pose" before they could answer I took off my shirt, my pants and underwear and jumped up on the box. At the moment I was thinking... yes! I live life to the fullest! I'm pretty fucken Awesome to get up here get naked in front of all these guys. (Then I could feel myself start to get hard) so I started thinking of math... 2+2 is 4, 4+4 is 8, 8+8 is 16... please don't get hard. Anyway, the other guys drew me, one of guys gave me his drawing which is the one pictured above.
When I got home I was thinking, "what the hell was I thinking" getting naked in front of my peers! Oh God I feel so stupid! I love living in the moment but to be completely honest I regret it a lot.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

It's okay to suck!!

Obviously the doors wide open with the title of this posting, many a funny things could be said about "it's okay to suck". And let's be honest it is okay to suck. And that is exactly what I did in the drawing above. Suck. Now that I think about it I have a funny story about sucking.

Many many moons ago I was working with this adorably cute model, I was in a monogamous relationship and my boyfriend was out of town. ( So convenient) this guy was putting every single move on me and I had to keep saying no.

So a year passes, I've ended the relationship I was in and I was standing in line outside of Mickey's (before it burned down) and I see this model, I yelled to him hello and I'm single now. Honestly in a crowd full of gays waiting to go into a gay bar I'm yelling hello and I'm single. He walks over to me and smiles the cutest smile, grabs my hand and says "I want to show you something" we walk a block away and he points to a Billboard above the car wash on Santa Monica Blvd. there he was, his smiling face larger than life on the Billboard. I was congratulating him and telling him how cool I thought it was, when I realized we had been walking and were in the middle of a bunch of apartment buildings. He takes me to this parking structure, it wasn't even a parking structure it was small (it could hold 10 cars... maybe) and had big open air windows on all sides of it. We go to the corner (I don't know why... you can see everything from every direction in that parking garage.) He gets on his knees, undoes my pants and goes to "work". It was wonderful, but I know he has an amazing body. I have dreamed of running my hands all over his amazing body. I'm trying to do that awkward thing where you bend over the person, try and touch and feel what you can, but if you're standing up and they are on their knees, you can forget about grabbing the parts you want. Anyway, I'm nervous about getting caught and he's doing a great "job" and I notice he's been stroking himself this whole time. Within 15 minutes of entering the parking garage we both had a happy ending, he stood up to button his fly, I told him to turnaround pulled his pants back down (he has the cutest butt) and like a true gentleman he leaned forward so I could truly appreciate it. Then we went our separate ways, and I have never seen him again.

How's that for sucking??

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The perfect gift

Just a reminder that Christmas is almost here, I hope everybody knows what they're getting that special someone. Remember it's best to give while receiving.
FYI it's hard to draw a bow.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Comments on commenting

Hello, is this thing on?? I just finished reading my entire blog, I had a lot to say. ( A LOT) I can't believe some of the things I've said and I can't believe how long I've been keeping this up.( As cheesy as this is going to sound) the best part is hearing from you. I just read some comments I didn't even know I had, and they made me feel wonderful... dare I say, glamorous! I love that you love my crazy wild messy line drawings.
However... I have a counter on this blog, and I see the number of people who pass through here week by week. Y'all are quiet! Honestly if you love it or hate it I love hearing from you. I have it set up so you can leave comments anonymously... and if you leave nasty mean comments, I'll read them over and over again while touching myself inappropriately, uncontrollably sob over the fact that I disrespected myself as I pleasured myself and then delete your bitchy-ass comment.

Oh my Jesus!!

Another year is almost over. I can't believe it!! I was looking through some old files on my computer, and I found this (pictured above) I would send this picture out to try and get work. And it worked.
Not my most exciting post ever, But it reminded me how far I've come and how happy I am to be here.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010


Some work I created for the website "Cover Code"