Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Is my published artwork available in 11 x 17 prints?????

this is work on the wall of my studio for my book!!!
I recently had an e-mail asking….. Is your published artwork available in 11 x 17 prints?????
And I've also had a few e-mails complaining that, artwork I'm using to advertise my website is not available on my website. Right now I am working on the first Ethan Maxx coffee-table art book (I am very excited about it) unfortunately, everything I'm drawing is first considered for my book, I will have a new gallery up in January 2009 but for now my focus is on the book. But to answer your question. Anything that you seen published or that I'm using for advertising is available in 11 x 17 prints for the same price that is available on my web site. So… yes, Virginia, I'm a whore! (In the biblical sense) just e-mail me a description of the image you're interested in,and I'll e-mail you a thumbnail to make sure we are talking about the same artwork.

Monday, December 8, 2008

What is gay face?

The other day, I had this model come over. I was only half in the mood to do some drawing, but this model I was e-mailing was available now, So I decided to have him over. He got naked right away, had a great body and a cute face. But it was most definitely described as gay face. I wouldn't say he was unattractive. But he had that thing?... Super big lips?... Super big eyes?... What is it that makes gay face?
Oh, and this model. had no intention of posing for me! He laid down, all naked, in my Hawaiian room. And asked “ do you want me hard” to which I replied “if you want to be” so he starts stroking himself, rolling his head back and forth and slightly moaning. (All while I'm supposed to be drawing him) every single body part is moving, I realize I'm not going to get any drawing done. So I stand up, take off my clothes (I'm hard) and I go to him, and start touching all the lines that I wish I could draw, he moans louder. He is lying on his back and stroking himself so I grab his balls, he doesn't let go of his shaft so I assume he wants to keep control of that; that's cool, I extend my index finger into the warm crease of his ass, (I'm not penetrating him) I'm just in that warm area before penetration. This is enough to completely excite me, and I am ready to pop. (I know this is going to sound crazy) but I just had the Hawaiian room redone, all the paint and all the fabrics are all brand-new and I love everything about the room. So….. I tell him I'm ready, but that…. I don't know where to???? And he said “do it on me” even hotter! I said “ are you sure” as I shot a load all over him. He popped at the same time (I love that)
then he gets up, looks at my half retarded drawing I did of him, because every single body part was moving, and he was stroking himself sexually and I could not focus, and leaves…

So anyway that's my question about gay face.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Forgive me, for I am pissed off!!!

I truly meant to keep my blog up to date. It was a personal goal to make sure every week I would be adding new blogs. Then proposition eight past???????????? I don't really know if I want to get married or not. But I can tell you for sure. I do not want to have rights taken away from me. I have tried writing several blogs between now and November 4, each and everyone was full of hateful words, I decided not to post them. I feel as though I have every right to be a little hateful right now. But I'm going to keep all that internal.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dear Sarah Palin,

I mean no disrespect, by drawing you naked, sitting around the kitchen table, drinking beer with Joe sixpack explaining your foreign policy. And I'm especially sorry for the belly I gave you, but you did just have a baby…. So I imagined it wouldn't be perfect.

Anyway I'm really tired of you bringing up…. the kitchen table….. Joe sixpack… and “real” American people. I feel you have exposed yourself as a beautiful woman, who might be in a bit over her head.

And that is what inspired this sketch, entitled:

One redneck, excuse me, “real American” at a time.

I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but I think I have found a way for you and John McCain to win. It seems to me that the bulk of your following is racist. So, what if you did a complete 180? All you have to do, is take every policy you have and go to the other extreme end of it. (That would mean you would be for gay marriage) I know this sounds crazy, but here me out. If the bulk of your following (real Americans) hate black people, then no matter what you say they're bound to go with you…..you know, because of the alternative. So in closing, I say embraced science, don't drill baby drill, and talk to the rest of the world, don't hate.

Thank you for your time.


The funny thing is, I have nothing to say.

This blogging thing is harder than I thought. Not really hard, it's just something in the back of your head, constantly reminding you. Oh yeah you got to update the blog. The picture I attached is a doodle I did on a brown paper bag, while procrastinating about updating this blog.

My Tony on the web experience

I recently hired Tony on the web to redo my website, and I have to say. It was a wonderful experience. When I first met with Tony in his West Hollywood home office, he offered me a water and a hand job. (I'm just kidding……. there was no water) seriously, we met and reviewed and talked about what I wanted. I gave him some money and a week later we met again, I gave him some notes. The next day he sent me a link, and in no time my new website was online.
I highly recommend Tony. He is a true professional and knows what he is doing.
Thanks Tony!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

So I had this underwater idea…….

I recently went to Hawaii well, Maui to be exact. And I bought an underwater digital camera for taking pictures of sea turtles and see life. And I got to thinking ..what if I put my models underwater and use my crazy painting/ drawing style in underwater poses? So I put an ad out for models, and Justin responded ( I could go on and on and on about Justin. But this is about my new style or look. So I won't) anyway, I started trying to create the look of water that I wanted in my art, you know those wiggly white lines that end up reflecting on everything? Well nothing seem to be working, so I just decided to sit down and do my first try of one of the pictures that I took (see image) and I have to say I like it, it's not exactly what I was going for. I think it definitely is in need of fine-tuning but as a first try, It's a good start.

More later


Sunday, August 3, 2008

Now that I have you here, what am I going to do with you?

I guess I can write about my sketching salon experience. I sucked!! But before we get to that I have to explain this picture. I arrived in Hollywood, an hour early so I decided to stop at the spotlight for a drink. The spotlight is a hole in the wall gay bar, full of old gay guys and young rent boys. I ordered a martini, and an older black gentleman came and sat next to me. He asked me what time it was. And I told him six o’clock; he thought it was 2 p.m... He then told me “he sure loves sucking white cock.” To which I replied “don't we all.” He expressed his wish to suck on mine and I explained I was only here for a quick drink and that I had plans. At some point during this conversation my drink arrived and was placed on an “I lost me to meth” coaster. I looked around the bar and thought how appropriate the coaster was in this location. I had to snap a picture of it. After sitting in an awkward silence for about 10 minutes, my gentleman friend asked what I was doing later. I finished my drink, and told him that it had been a long day, and that I was really looking forward to going to sleep, alone. After leaving the bar, I walked the Hollywood walk of fame; I was amazed at the number of call girl clothing and shoe stores. Then I remembered how much I love Hollywood.
The whole point of this entry was to tell you about my sketching salon, however there’s not a lot to tell. The model “Benjamin” was gorgeous. He was a boxer with a perfectly toned body, and really cute face. Every drawing I did that evening turned out to be a disaster! It was so frustrating to have such a gorgeous model and not be able to draw 1 line to save my life. I'm just going to assume I was tired and now burn any evidence of that evening.