Obviously the doors wide open with the title of this posting, many a funny things could be said about "it's okay to suck". And let's be honest it is okay to suck. And that is exactly what I did in the drawing above. Suck. Now that I think about it I have a funny story about sucking.
Many many moons ago I was working with this adorably cute model, I was in a monogamous relationship and my boyfriend was out of town. ( So convenient) this guy was putting every single move on me and I
had to keep saying no.
So a year passes, I've ended the relationship I was in and I was standing in line outside of Mickey's (before it burned down) and I see this model, I yelled to him hello and I'm single now. Honestly in a crowd full of gays waiting to go into a gay bar I'm yelling hello and I'm single. He walks over to me and smiles the cutest smile, grabs my hand and says "I want to show you something" we walk a block away and he points to a Billboard above the car wash on Santa Monica Blvd. there he was, his smiling face larger than life on the Billboard. I was congratulating him and telling him how cool I thought it was, when I realized we had been walking and were in the middle of a bunch of apartment buildings. He takes me to this parking structure, it wasn't even a parking structure it was small (it could hold 10 cars... maybe) and had big open air windows on all sides of it. We go to the corner (I don't know why... you can see everything from every direction in that parking garage.) He gets on his knees, undoes my pants and goes to "work". It was wonderful,
but I know he has an amazing body. I have dreamed of running my hands all over his amazing body. I'm trying to do that awkward thing where you bend over the person, try and touch and feel what you can, but if you're standing up and they are on their knees, you can forget about grabbing the parts you want. Anyway, I'm nervous about getting caught and he's doing a great "job" and I notice he's been stroking himself this whole time. Within 15 minutes of entering the parking garage we both had a happy ending, he stood up to button his fly, I told him to turnaround pulled his pants back down (he has the cutest butt) and like a true gentleman he leaned forward so I could truly appreciate it. Then we went our separate ways, and I have never seen him again.
How's that for sucking??
I have been sorting through and trying to organize all my work. I tell people that in the beginning I only drew women, while sorting through some old work I found out that was not true. I came across this watercolor I did (when I was "straight") the model was also "straight"we were just two straight guys siting in a room, I remember when he started his post he wasn't hard, but as I drew he got harder and harder. He was embarrassed and I told him "it happens all the time" just to settle his nerves. What I didn't tell him was that I was in agonizing pain as I grew harder I had nowhere to go so it kept pressing into my zipper ( I didn't want to adjust because I thought he would think I was gay.) We never fooled around, and as we departed he said "we should do this again sometime" I never called him again.
This is the last posting for 2010. (So I have every right to be a little emotional or cheesy) the best way to welcome the new year... is with love. You can be alone or with 1000 people when the clock strikes midnight tonight, and I encourage you to forgive your past and to open your heart to give and receive love that 2011 has to offer.
The holiday I love, the day I hate. Alone again.... by choice. I look for the love in a lie. The man in red will save the day?? Only in the laundry room the question you ask your dad is the question he asks you back. Your suspicions make you a man, when you asked the question you never wanted to ask.
Today's story is coming to us from Dino Phillips (not only is he a famous porn star, but he also manages my promotions and kicks my ass when I get lazy) he told me this story about bottoming on a porn shoot, and I thought this image went perfect with the story.
I'm working on a new line of T-shirts ( this time they'll be more available) anyway they're going to be off the hook crazy.
Obviously the doors wide open with the title of this posting, many a funny things could be said about "it's okay to suck". And let's be honest it is okay to suck. And that is exactly what I did in the drawing above. Suck. Now that I think about it I have a funny story about sucking.
While partying in West Hollywood for Halloween (a friend of mine) who was completely inebriated got into a fight with his boyfriend. The fight of courses was about something stupid like... "I think you're ignoring me" Bla, Bla, Bla... anyway, as my friend was telling me about the fight he had, he said " now that I am telling you the story it sounds as though I was pretty childish." Luckily I had an idea to easily remedy this situation. Simply send your friend a text explaining that you are tired and don't want to fight, please come over after you get off work and if I'm asleep wake me up. Then all you have to do is get naked and pretend to fall asleep, and if at all possible have your legs slightly open with your Butt facing the door. This way he'll be immediately distracted with sex, and be reminded of why he fell in love with you in the first place.
Okay I have to admit that I assume.... if you read my blog were friends on Facebook??? That may not be true. So some of the stuff that I've been posting on Facebook... maybe, I should post to my blog as well. This is a drawing I did for a client who hired me to design a Halloween costume that was a revealing new twist on the classic. My concept was see-through mummy. I highly recommend using the idea, if you do send me pictures.
