Friday, February 26, 2010

I smell summer.

Summer is the name of a girl I once dated, many moons ago. It is also my favorite time of year. People who don't know Los Angeles say one of the things that they hate about it is the fact that there are no seasons, (and the traffic) if they lived here, I know they would see that each season is clearly defined. I opened the front door yesterday morning, and I could smell summer coming, (not the girl but the season) I think that deserves a wink;)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Losing control.

I don't have time for anything anymore. I'm rarely if ever home, and that posting about getting back into shape!! Forget about it.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Nervous laugh.

Brian, I'm guessing he was 5'9" I don't know 150... pounds. I met him in a bar and we talked for a while ( actually we were flirting ) I was being "punny" and saying sexual innuendos. He had this loud fast high-pitched nervous laugh. It sounds annoying but it was adorably endearing. A friend of mine needed to talk to me about drama, so I told Brian I be right back and said some kind of stupid joke about something ( he laughed ) and I said " I can keep em coming all night." he replied " I bet you can. " It flew right over my head... 15 minutes later I was like " I bet you can!! Brilliant!!)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Disappointing start.

First, let me explain.... some people??? Have been like " you ass hole! Your hundred and 40 pounds and you think you're fat?? no. I know I'm not fat ( unless you spell it phat! ) (what!?) What I am, is out of shape.. soft I'm working to be a better me.
So I stopped eating shitty food, and I do 10 pull-ups and 50 push-ups a day, but I have yet to make it to the gym..... and now I'm flying to Chicago tomorrow. So.........

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Public motivation. week 1

Why on gods green earth would I post such an unattractive picture of me??? ( My Internet wasn't working this morning so I almost didn't, I think the universe is trying to tell me something.) Don't do it!
Here's the situation, I have not worked out in over a year. I drink vodka like it's water. And my trips to McDonald's are becoming more frequent. I can't seem to make myself work out.
My 33 year old body is crying for help, on top of that I'm not letting anyone touch my squishy body. ( I've had offers.) I figure what I needed is motivation, somebody to report to... ( you )
this could be considered extremely vain, but it is a blog about me;)

Week one: 5'11" 140 pounds ( when I'm in my best shape I weigh 150 - 155 pounds) if this posting mysteriously disappears... that means I give up... and I'm having a martini.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Tricky Dickie.

I had this model ask if I ever have sex with the guys who sit for me, ( he was asking if we could.) Believe it or not I do try and keep things professional, (most of the time;) if you add relations one of two things will happen, the model will never return, or if they do come back they think it's a booty call. So I told him... " I'm a professional, I do things professionally" - Montana Moorehead "soap dish" we laughed about the movie and continued to draw. He started talking about how he likes to draw but that he was having difficulty with the penis. He explained that it never looks natural or that it " hung right". I was really excited, this was the opportunity to impart my wisdom for a fellow artist! I was sitting on the floor with my pencils and paper, he got up and stood right in front of me. Using himself as an example, he explained where he had difficulties and I was trying to show him how to work them out. Before long it wasn't a pencil that I was holding, I then realized ...It was a trap, and I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Behind the conversation...

I have drawn several guys from this vantage point. It is one of My particular favorites. Until you spend an hour with the butt, ( just looking at it) you can't be aware of all the subtle slight movements, or how truly expressive it is. For instance, when relaxed it almost flattens out, if excited.. it pops up like a dog who hears something at the door. And if you laugh... it jiggles like a bowl full of jelly.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Open invitation.....

So many things to say. First, people have been complaining about how difficult it is to leave comments on my blog, now it's very easy to leave comments, and I encourage you to do so. The door is open.
Second, " Jay" of Studio City California said he doesn't understand what an enhanced print is. After a print is printed I draw on top of the print to make it unique. If you ordered two of the same enhanced print, they would not look the same. Does that make sense??
Third, whenever my sister is in town she always looks at my work, she lingered on this one for what must have been a second... but.... it felt like forever. She simply said " Hmmmm " and moved onto the next one. I thought it was funny that I made my sister look at ass! And I wonder if she knows how hot the butt is... sidenote: I made my family promise to stop reading this.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Behind the sex

I'm not cheating, this is technically pictures of my artwork. You just have to look behind the guys going at it;) Randy blue is a client of mine, in fact, if you're ever in his office he has an enhanced print of my "blue boy" hanging behind his desk. "What's an enhanced print?" I'm glad you asked. That is a print on canvas that I have added two to make each one unique.
I love the top picture because the expressions on their faces almost match perfectly. FYI what you can't see is that he's sticking something that looks like a candy cane into the other guys Bum. Unless... you go to Randy blue.